Secret Hearts #120 (June 1967)
Illustrated by Tony Abruzzo
What if when J.K Rowling gets really old and we all have moved on from the thought of getting a new HP book well because, J.K Rowling is really old but then, on a Sunday, we all get a special parcel and we’re confused because there is no post on Sundays and then, you realize what you just thought and then, you open the parcel fast and there’s something right there. A 8th, 9th and 10th HP book with the Marauder’s complete series which JK Rowling kept hidden until that day.
Please can JK pull a Beyoncé. It would be so badass.
819. Muggleborn band nerds practicing together in the Room of Requirement. They wait until one breakfast and start playing the Imperial March from Star Wars when Snape walks into the Great Hall.
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50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT
Thank you anthropology textbook for being not stupid.
is this even a kid show